The Ultimate Corporate Playbook
Samir Gondalia
11:12:07
Description
Understand the Unspoken Job Rules for the Peace of Mind and Career Advancement
What You'll Learn?
- A job is a time for money transaction, no more, no less.
- A dream job doesn't exist.
- What job descriptions really mean.
- Corporate job goals are the most entertaining fiction ever.
- Interview red flags to watch out for.
- Company culture is made up.
- You're NOT family.
- Your co-workers are not your friends.
- Identify corporate rage in polite words.
- Types of people against remote working (and why).
- Why team building events are soul sucking.
- HR is not your buddy, it's corporate's bodyguard.
- Secrets to staying employed.
- Working hard gets punished with more work, not a raise.
- Overlooked signs of a burnout.
- Taking care of your mental health at work.
- It's ok to be life-loving and unambitious.
- The work-life balance is a myth.
- Why "Quiet Quitting" is a nonsense marketing term.
- Loyalty is bad for your career development.
- Being too good at your job is bad for your career.
- Who you know is more important than what you know to get promoted.
- The more money you make, the less work you do.
- Quiet firing is real.
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What You Need to Know?
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DescriptionWelcome to the corporate jungle!
You've found the secret map that guides you through the maze of cubicles, meeting rooms, and the occasional fire drill (literal and metaphorical).
If you have ever thought, "There must be more to this," while sitting in a meeting about another meeting, this course is for you.
This is a no-BS blueprint for surviving and thriving in the corporate world, where the curtains are finally pulled back!
Designed specifically for the employees who find themselves rubbing their temples in frustration more often than nodding in agreement at motivational quotes, this course is a life raft in the sea of corporate jargon and burnout.
This isn't your typical pep-talk course.
We dive into the gritty realities of corporate life, offering unfiltered advice for those fed up with the "just stay positive and work harder" clichés. If you're feeling stuck, drained, or underappreciated, gear up for some real talk that aims to empower, enlighten, and inject a healthy dose of humor into your work life.
Who is this course for?
Not the starry-eyed believers in hustle culture, but real people dealing with real corporate comedy:
Corporate Warriors: You've been in the trenches, slogging through endless emails and meetings that could have been texts. You're not looking for another pep talk but real, actionable insights.Â
The Overwhelmed Achievers: If your job feels more like a hamster wheel than a career ladder (or a boulder pushing up a spreadsheet), this course will help you find the exit door to the next level.Â
Skeptics of Sugar-Coated Advice: Forget the "just work harder" narrative. We're here to navigate the real corporate world with strategies that are as effective as they are brutally honest. Anyone looking to reduce burnout and find fulfillment in their job without sugar-coating the reality.
What You'll Discover:
Unspoken Corporate Rules: Learn what your CEO, HR, the best selling books and social media gurus don't tell you about surviving and thriving as an employee.
Strategies to Minimize Burnout: Learn the art of looking productive without burning out. Tools and techniques to manage your energy effectively, recognize burnout symptoms, and take action to protect your mental health.
Climbing the Corporate Ladder: Real talk on what it really takes to move up in the corporate world without selling your soul or your weekends.
Course Outcomes:
Gain Unshakable Confidence: Arm yourself with knowledge that turns the corporate game from confusing to conquerable. Gain a clear understanding of the hidden mechanisms of corporate life.
Peace of Mind and Job Fulfillment: Find fulfillment in your role by mastering the environment, not letting it master you. Equip yourself with the tools to not just survive but thrive in your career.
Real, No-Nonsense Advice: No fluff, no filler. Just straight, direct strategies that cut through the noise.
Why Choose This Course?
It's Relatable: This course speaks your language and understands your struggles. Each section is packed with relatable scenarios, straightforward advice, and a dash of humor to keep things light.
It's Practical: You'll leave with practical advice that can be applied from the first lecture. Forget cookie-cutter advice; get ready for actionable insights that are as real as your daily grind.
It's Empowering: Come for the laughs, stay for the empowerment. Leave with a toolkit that turns corporate red tape into a red carpet.
Embark on this journey with me if you're ready to turn your corporate frustrations into a ladder for success, with less burnout and more insights on maneuvering the murky waters of corporate politics.
Arm yourself with cunning strategies that your company’s orientation manual conveniently forgot to mention.Â
Enroll now and start navigating the corporate world with confidence, humor, and a new perspective on what it means to be successful.
Good luck!
Samir.
Who this course is for:
- Not for people who still believe in social media gurus' ineffective motivational advice.
- Corporate Warriors who are not looking for another pep talk but real, actionable insights.
- The Overwhelmed Achievers looking for the exit door to the next level.
- Skeptics of Sugar-Coated Advice seeking to reduce burnout and find fulfillment in their job without sugar-coating the reality.
Welcome to the corporate jungle!
You've found the secret map that guides you through the maze of cubicles, meeting rooms, and the occasional fire drill (literal and metaphorical).
If you have ever thought, "There must be more to this," while sitting in a meeting about another meeting, this course is for you.
This is a no-BS blueprint for surviving and thriving in the corporate world, where the curtains are finally pulled back!
Designed specifically for the employees who find themselves rubbing their temples in frustration more often than nodding in agreement at motivational quotes, this course is a life raft in the sea of corporate jargon and burnout.
This isn't your typical pep-talk course.
We dive into the gritty realities of corporate life, offering unfiltered advice for those fed up with the "just stay positive and work harder" clichés. If you're feeling stuck, drained, or underappreciated, gear up for some real talk that aims to empower, enlighten, and inject a healthy dose of humor into your work life.
Who is this course for?
Not the starry-eyed believers in hustle culture, but real people dealing with real corporate comedy:
Corporate Warriors: You've been in the trenches, slogging through endless emails and meetings that could have been texts. You're not looking for another pep talk but real, actionable insights.Â
The Overwhelmed Achievers: If your job feels more like a hamster wheel than a career ladder (or a boulder pushing up a spreadsheet), this course will help you find the exit door to the next level.Â
Skeptics of Sugar-Coated Advice: Forget the "just work harder" narrative. We're here to navigate the real corporate world with strategies that are as effective as they are brutally honest. Anyone looking to reduce burnout and find fulfillment in their job without sugar-coating the reality.
What You'll Discover:
Unspoken Corporate Rules: Learn what your CEO, HR, the best selling books and social media gurus don't tell you about surviving and thriving as an employee.
Strategies to Minimize Burnout: Learn the art of looking productive without burning out. Tools and techniques to manage your energy effectively, recognize burnout symptoms, and take action to protect your mental health.
Climbing the Corporate Ladder: Real talk on what it really takes to move up in the corporate world without selling your soul or your weekends.
Course Outcomes:
Gain Unshakable Confidence: Arm yourself with knowledge that turns the corporate game from confusing to conquerable. Gain a clear understanding of the hidden mechanisms of corporate life.
Peace of Mind and Job Fulfillment: Find fulfillment in your role by mastering the environment, not letting it master you. Equip yourself with the tools to not just survive but thrive in your career.
Real, No-Nonsense Advice: No fluff, no filler. Just straight, direct strategies that cut through the noise.
Why Choose This Course?
It's Relatable: This course speaks your language and understands your struggles. Each section is packed with relatable scenarios, straightforward advice, and a dash of humor to keep things light.
It's Practical: You'll leave with practical advice that can be applied from the first lecture. Forget cookie-cutter advice; get ready for actionable insights that are as real as your daily grind.
It's Empowering: Come for the laughs, stay for the empowerment. Leave with a toolkit that turns corporate red tape into a red carpet.
Embark on this journey with me if you're ready to turn your corporate frustrations into a ladder for success, with less burnout and more insights on maneuvering the murky waters of corporate politics.
Arm yourself with cunning strategies that your company’s orientation manual conveniently forgot to mention.Â
Enroll now and start navigating the corporate world with confidence, humor, and a new perspective on what it means to be successful.
Good luck!
Samir.
Who this course is for:
- Not for people who still believe in social media gurus' ineffective motivational advice.
- Corporate Warriors who are not looking for another pep talk but real, actionable insights.
- The Overwhelmed Achievers looking for the exit door to the next level.
- Skeptics of Sugar-Coated Advice seeking to reduce burnout and find fulfillment in their job without sugar-coating the reality.
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Samir Gondalia
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View courses Udemy- language english
- Training sessions 63
- duration 11:12:07
- Release Date 2024/08/12
